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SIXTH SCENE
(The foresaid and prof Aldo Scalia)
De Lussu
(addressing with a smile to her colleague Scalia who is entering the
classroom)
- Lupus in fabula! We were just talking
about COBAS Syndicate!!!!
Scalia (in a very
professional way he will greet the colleagues)
-Hello, everybody! (then addressed to
De Lussu) What’s the matter?
De Lussu
- Don’t you know anything about the
news?
Scalia (like
before)
- What news are you talking about?
Nugnes (handing
him the Circular)
- I’m Speaking of Prime Time TV's
Reality...
Scalia (c.s.
without even taking the Circular)
- Ah, yes! We've already appealed to a
Judicial Court for stopping the operation!!!!
De Lussu
- Ah, good! Finally we're talking in
the right way! I'm ready to sign!!!!
Scalia
- There's someone in the teachers'
lounge collecting signatures and money!
Nugnes
- But then it's not so regular? How did
they come to this?
Scalia
- They're always trying; then if no one
pursues them...
De Lussu
- Sure, they're sons of bitches!!!!!
I'm going to sign... (She's going to get out)
Scalia
- And they've got a big wad of cash to
hand out in the affair! The TV’s boss has even offered to pay the teachers involved to
stay at home and handle the whole thing themselves...
De Lussu (coming
back)
- What, what? Did I hear you right?
They give you a paycheck and you stay at home?!?!?
Scalia (c.s.)
- It seems so! And they put one of them
on the desk!
De Lussu.
- But then things are quiet different!
A lot different I would say!
Nugnes
- What do you mean by that?
De Lussu
- That I mean I'm sick of suffering!
And if they give me the money to stay at home, they can make a circus out of
this fucking school for me!!!! (goes out)
Prof Loi (in
sarcastic tone)
- She shows so much an affection to her
job…
Scalia (c.s.)
- Oh, yeah!Surely she does
Nugnes (rushing
out of the classroom)
- Bruna, wait for me! Don't run away!!!
(the bell rings
and the students, little by little, begin to return to class)
Scalia
- Are you staying here?
Prof Loi
- Yes, I have another hour...
Scalia
- Well, bye, then!
Prof Loi
- Bye Aldo, see you later.
FIFTH SCENE
(The foresaid and prof. Nugnes)
Nugnes (entering the classroom)
- Privacy, Bruna! In British it's
pronounced pree-va-cy! Is that clear?
De Lussu
- Hi Mariano! Did you hear the last news?
Nugnes (taking the
Circular that hands him De Lussu)
- The boys were mentioning it, down in
the yard! How does exactly work the all story?
De Lussu
- It sucks indeed! I'll go straight
away to syndicates for protesting!
Prof Loi
- Of course, if the Unions decide to
interfere they could even stop such an initiative...
Nugnes
- Oh,do you think so?
Prof Loi
- Well, the Workers' Statute explicitly
prohibits the use of audio-visual equipment for the purposes of remote control
of workers...
Nugnes (pointing the Circular on the desk)
- But I understand here that there's no
purpose of control over us...
De Lussu
- What the fuck are you saying, oh
Mariano? Get a grip on yourself, will you? Five hours under the watchful eye of
the cameras... Isn't that right, Loi?
Professor Loi.
- I don't know... As the school is going on in this time...
Nugnes
- Suppose the school had to close
without that funding... I'm just saying...
De Lussu
- Never the less... (noticing a
colleague at the door calling him out loud) Aldo! Come here for a minute
Aldo...
...to be continued...
FOURTH SCENE
(Prof Loi and his colleague De Lussu);
(while the teacher
is immersed in the compilation of the justification enters the colleague De
Lussu)
De Lussu (in a concise tone)
- Look, Loi, what's this matter about
cameras in class? This is a student prank, isn’t?
Prof Loi (hand
over the Circular)
- Read it by yourself.
De Lussu (after reading
, quickly, the Circular)
- But this is bullshit-! We must rebel!
What do you say?
Prof Loi (in
hesitant tone)
- I haven't been able to make a precise
idea yet... the Circular says that they will come to explain the rules and
procedures today!
De Lussu
- If they come during my teaching time I won't even let them in!
Prof Loi
(indicating the Circular)
- It seems there is a lot of money at stake...
De Lussu (throwing
the circular on the desk)
- And thanks the hell! What a pity the money goes to the school and not to us, while
we get the cameras instead. So much for the privacy policy!
THIRD SCENE
Prof. Loi (getting
angry with the class where the buzz continues and many boys are surrounding the
teacher desk)
- Put your booklets on the desk and go
to your places! And be quiet!
(with a punch on
the desk the teacher finally gets the silence to start reading the Circular)
- It's enough now! Listen to this
circular: it comes from the Presidency!
First student
- What's this about, teach?
Prof Loi
- The object is "Reality Show at The
Mattei Institut".
Second student
(with surprise)
- Eeh!!! Are you serious?
Third Student
- A reality show here? Right in our
school?
- What do you mean, prof?
Prof Loi
- If you
please allow me to read it... I don't
know anything about it either... It is addressed to the students and teachers
of your class : "We hereby inform the students of the third cycle and the teachers of the Course that the class has been chosen for the realization
of a project that the Ministry of Education has developed in collaboration with
the television network "Video Time Plus" of the Media Plus International Group. Therefore, a TV crew will
set up special cameras that will broadcast, without interruption, what is
happening in the classroom, from the sound of the first bell at 8:30 a.m. to
the final bell at 1:30 p.m.; mobile cameras will also follow the classroom or
part of the students in their movements during the yard’s breaktime. “
Fifth student
- Wow!!!
First student
- Cool guys!!!
Second Student
- Finally we are going to live! Let’s Go!!!
Eighth student
- We're in the magic box!!!
Ninth student
- And when does this thing start?
Tenth student
- We'll be all stars!!!!
Sixth student
- But do we get paid?
Seventh student
- Prof, I didn't understand...
Eleventh student
- Neither do I! When do we start?
Prof Loi (beating his
fist on the desk)
- If you let me finish reading, may you’ll understand
better!!! (the professor resumes reading once silence is obtained)
“ Today, the
official of the television network Dr. Mario Giannetti and the director of the
program Maria Compagnangelo will come to the classroom to explain the rules of
the Reality Show and how it is carried out. Please cooperate as much as
possible, because the success of this important initiative is linked to
significant funding for our school. “
Signed authentically
by our School Manager Professor Franco Olianesu
First student
(exchanging a five with numerous companions)
- Let’s Go!!!! We're on the ether!!
Second Student
- An Hurray for master Olianesu!!!
Third student
- And for our classroom: hip, hip HURRAY!!!
HURRAY!!!!!!!
Fourth student.
- But couldn't they give us the money???
Why do they give it to the school?
Fifth student
- Paolo's right!
Sixth student
- We're the actors, not the
headmaster!!
Tenth student
- But who cares about the money!!! As
long as we are going to appear on television!!!!
Eleventh student
- Of course!!!! We'll all be stars!!!
Eighth Student
- Oh, but how is going to manage Professor De Lussu when she has got to answer
to her cell phone with the cameras
pointed at her??
(general laughter)
Ninth student
- And Professor Nugnes is going to keep
his computer on all the time?
Prof Loi
(pandering to the students' game)
- How are you guys going to copy from those cell phones during classwork?
Sixth student
- No way, teacher! We never copy!
Prof Loi
- Oh, yeah! When I go around the desks like a watchdog! Let's say it suits you better when a
teacher indulges your desire of doing nothing!
Seventh student
- What's that got to do with it? We
don't get paid like you surely do to come to school!!!!
Prof Loi
- Whatever! Any excuse to get out of
the studio!!
(Rings the
recreation bell. The students rush noisily out of the classroom).
Prof Loi
- Go, go and recreate yourselves! That's
the thing you do better!
...to be continued...
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SCENA SECONDA
(Detti e il bidello
Francesco; si ode bussare)
Prof. Loi
-
Avanti!!!
Bidello(consegnando dei fogli al docente)
- C’è
una Circolare professore! È fresca, fresca! Me l’ha consegnata il Preside: dice che è
urgente!
Prof
-
Grazie Checco! Vai pure che poi te la rimando indietro con uno dei ragazzi!!!
Bidello
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BIG BROTHER SCHOOL
Drama in a single
Act and ten Scenes
by Ignazio
Salvatore Basile
Characters and
Interpreters
Giorgio Loi teacher
in a High School
Bruna DeLussu her
colleague
Mariano Nugnes another
teacher
Aldo Scalìa teacher
and trade unionist
Mario
Giannetti TV official
Renzo
Compagnangelo television director
Francesco a
zealous school janitor
Two Carabinieri
One High School’s Class
First Scene
(A normal sixteen’s students
classroom of a High Technical School.
When the curtain opens Prof. Loi is already in class and checks the register.
In the background a closet and a blackboard. On the wall an inscription in
block letters " I.T.S. "E. Mattei- Decimomannu" )
Prof. Loi (asking for attention)
- But the
appeal hasn't been made?
First Student (without almost stopping to chat with his
classmate)
- In fact, no
one's missing today...
Prof. Loi (indicating a free school desk)
- What about
those empty chairs?
Second Student
- It's the usual bench of the two comrades who retired...
Prof. Loi (in annoyed tone)
- Ah! Haven't
they picked it up yet?
Third Student (sarcastically)
- Hey,
teacher! Are you kidding? They have surely been very busy!
Prof. Loi (in a resigned tone)
- Oh, yeah!
Too much an effort to move it up... Whatever! Who has to justify the absences
and delays?
Fourth Student
- I've
forgotten my booklet...
Fifth Student
- I lost it instead…
Sixth student
- I haven't been given the booklet yet...
Seventh student
- Wait,
teacher! I'm filling it out!
Eighth student (approaching professor Loi)
- Can I see
the register, Professor? I don't remember my absences anymore!
Prof. Loi (between annoyed and resigned, handing over the class
register)
- Every day I
have to waste a quarter of an hour with this bureaucracy! But why don't you
make these blessed justifications at home?
...to be continued...