https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BTJZ26CLScene V
After they hear knocking at the
door, Brenda goes to open it
(Enter Inspector Green and his two
policemen)
Insp. Green (while entering, showing his badge)
-Everybody
keep steady, please! That’s a legal search! (to Jonathan) And you Norman or
Vincent or whatever you have been named in your Jamaica, give us that bag!
Jonathan ( still with his hand in the bag)
-I don’t
think there is nothing interesting a legal search in my bag!
Insp. Green ( with sarcastic smile)
-Don’t
worry about that, maroon! It’s up to us
the valuation, isn’t it boys?
First PM
-Come on
, young boy! Don’t make the Inspector been upset…
Second PM
-
And I’m also very nervous indeed!!!
Jonathan
-I’m
telling you that there is only a present for my friend’s Max birthday!!!!
Insp. Green(still sarcastic)
-Well!
Why not? A very good present from Jamaica…
First PM (getting closer and grabbing Jon’s bag)
-Let’s
see your present…
Second PM (drawing the pack out )
-I’ll
try a guess! It weighs a pound…more and
less
Insp. Green (tearing off the paper)
-Bloody
Hell! Someone is kidding up!!! What does this book here mean ?
Jonathan (catching the paper from the floor in a
very nervous voice)
-I
believe I’ve told you a few times before, haven’t I? I hope you have some good
paper to wrap it up again!!!!
First PM (grabbing the book)
-The
Trilogy of Don Juan!!
Second PM (sneering)
-Who is
going to read such a boring thing?!
Jonathan (grabbing violently the book from his
hands)
-I doubt
you would be able to understand a only
word of it!
Insp. Green (emptying the bag’s content on the
floor)
-Well !
OK! Let’s stop messing around! You give us the stuff and we all be all right?
Where is that pound of grass from Jamaica?
Jonathan (always
angrier collecting his things from the floor)
-Listen
to me now! My name is Jonathan Close! J, o, n, ‘you know? Without any h! My
father is Jew ‘ you know? Though I can reasonably suppose that my ancestor’s
bones rest in the English ground much
before than yours’s! When in life they were famous for other pounds of
different stuff….now if you’re looking
for any grass either you go in to my house’s lawn or you catch a plane right to
your beloved Jamaica, all right?
Insp. Green
-
All right! You have well played your role, young boy! Just collect your things
and let’s work out our business!! Who is the landlord here?
to be continued...